Best Fucking Friends Forever

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
When we hangout together
It's freakin' awesome

Drinking Vodka Friday night
Puking all around the bedroom
You think that my brother's hot
You burnt your finger in my grill
Off your writing hand oh well
You get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told my ambulance to stop at the bar

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your friend and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

We fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing

I've seen your boobies you've seen mine
I popped your pimples
You rubbed aloe vera on my bone dry back
You went in fits when I shit my pants
You felt my stud's very hot ass
You asked to suck it he refused
So while you slept I stole your pillow
You woke up and told me that I...

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your friend and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude!)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your friend and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way


TRUE STORY